For your listening pleasure, allow me to recommend this twin spin from Jonathan Coulton, your new favorite Internet singer/songwriter:
Code Monkey get up get coffeeI say let's take up a collection and commission a work from this guy. He, ahem, rocks. Chords, lyrics and tab available for you who know how to use them.
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
But his output stink
His code not functional or elegant
What do code monkey think
What one programming language design and implementation topic would you pay real money to hear a song about?
Update: Corrected lyrics. Revised line break formatting.